We highly suggest taking off work on Friday and Monday to fully enjoy the LIB experience. Here are some ideas to help you make it happen:

1. I can't come in today because I have explosive diarrhea.

2. My parents are coming in to town for the first time in years and I need to pick them up at the airport and drive them around.

3. The gate to my parking garage is broken and I can't get my car out. I'm stuck!

4. I have to take my car into the shop and can't get a ride.

5 . I got hit by a car yesterday and don't feel up to getting out of bed just yet.

6. I'm way too hungover to come in today.

7. The FBI is investigating me and I need to meet with them tomorrow.

8. My dog ran away and I can't rest until I find him.

9. I ate some cheap sushi last night and now I have food poisoning. Ugh my stomach.

10. I lost my keys and don't have a spare set for my car.